Penny’s Ponderings

Well that’s how the saying goes.  My version is Cold Hands, yes please.  I had a gent visit me yesterday who had lovely cold hands, he apologised.  However, I do love the feel of cold/cool hands on my warm body.  Its a lovely sensation.

I did warn him that once his hands warmed up I would be sending him back outside to get them cold again.  I’m too nice, I wouldn’t do that.  And not too sure what the neighbours would think of a naked gent outside my place cooling off his hands.  Mind you other things would be cooling off too, hmmmm nah don’t like the idea of that.

So if your visiting me and have cold hands, please dont warm them up, I will like them (and you) just the way they are.

Weather people are forecasting a cold front this weekend, but don’t think they mean me lol

Hugs

Penny x x x

Today is Armistice Day, the 90th Anniversary of the end of World War I. 

I bought my Poppy a couple of weeks ago, in a pub local to where I was brought up, while spending time with my brother and his family.  The gent selling the Poppies nearly press ganged me, but I didn’t mind I was going to buy one anyway.  This gent, J, has lived locally for as long as I can remember.  He is totally deaf but had served his country in the Royal Navy.  He is now widowed and his family are not local, so you can often see him in the pub, nursing a drink and chatting to the locals.  Its the type of old fashioned pub that men go in on their way home from work, where friends meet for a drink before going elsewhere.  Everyone knows everyone.  The only pub I feel comfortable in when I go in on my own.

I always support the Poppy Appeal.  My lovely dad served in the Royal Navy and saw action in the Far East, not that he ever talked about it.  I had a cousin who was in the Army and saw lots of action in Northern Ireland, he is now on Civvie Street bringing up his young family.  I had another cousin who was in the Army but sadly died during a freak accident before he finished his training.  My paternal grandfather didn’t join up or go to war, he was needed to do war work here.  My grandmother had many stories of hiding under the kitchen table during the blackout.

We all have stories of those we know/knew who have served our Country, without hesitation, with loyalty.  My reason for supporting the cause is that we should never forget those who gave their lives, and those who continue to keep us safe.  Of course it would be fantastic not to need to have the armed forces, for there to be world peace, but we dont live in a world like that.

Stay Safe.

Hugs

Penny x x x

I’m in the zone, the erogenous zone that is.  Had a regular visit me this week and we always try and do something a little bit unusual whether it be role play or just sexy fun.  For this meeting he wanted me to teach him where the erogenous zones on my feet were as he wanted to use this info in his personal life.

Not one for half measures I decided to spice up our meeting a bit more and so when he arrived and was feeling relaxed I made him take my Erogenous Zones of a Woman Quiz.  He did really well, just a few that he hadn’t thought of or had forgotten.  I wonder how  many you know?  Then I stripped down to my sexy undies and stockings and told him that now I was in his hands (literally!) and to feel free to discover which erogenous zones I react too.  Of course having had fun together many times before he knew most of them already.  It was a lovely way to warm ourselves up for our fun. 

Ive promised that on his next visit he can turn the table on me, and quizz me on the erogenous zones on a man.  Although I think I have a good idea already and can put some practice in before we meet again!

So fancy taking my quiz, discovering what makes me tingle and what makes me shiver?  Well there’s only one way to find out and that’s not by asking questions.

Have fun.

Hugs

Penny x x x

Let me Tie and Tease you

I have now updated my Calender for November, so you lucky guys can see where I am on which days.

Im offering my famous Tie and Tease Special for November, £150 for an hour and a half.

Have you ever been seduced while being restrained by a true sex kitten? Do you fancy the idea of being erotically and softly restrained with silken scarves and blindfolds and feel your body tingling in anticipation of what is to come? Well I have all sorts of things to surprise and excite you as you lay there at my mercy. Eventually, if you have been good I will release you and let you finally have access to my luscious voluptuous curves.
 
I look forward to restraining and teasing you.

Hugs

Penny x x x

Don’t know if you are aware but this week has been National Chocolate Week.  Of course I’ve done my bit for the cause.  I confess that this week I’ve indulged in rich chocolate mouse, mini Bounty bars straight from the fridge and a couple of Curly Whirly’s.  Do you remember them?  Well my research has shown that they are certainly not as big as they used to be!  If you wish to indulge then be quick, National Chocolate Week ends on Sunday 19^th October.  Mind you, who needs an excuse to eat chocolate?  Certainly not me.  It’s also nice to share while being very naughty, so if you fancy some chocolate fun then please let me know so that I can stock up.

Had a guy ring me this week enquiring about my availability and costs as he had seen my newspaper advert.  I went through my little spiel, and when I came to my fees he said ‘There’s a recession on you know!’  I politely informed him that indeed I was fully aware and that I would rather give my visitors extra time than a discount.  Though from time to time my regular gents will know I do offer special rates days, which is a great success.  Well he hung up on me, so don’t think I will be seeing him! 

I’ve been very naughty this month in not updating my calendar; I just keep forgetting to do it.  But promise you that November’s calendar will be completed before the end of October.

Chat soon.

Hugs

Penny x x x

Watched Jamie Oliver’s new programme this week, about sharing recipes and passing them on, to get people cooking. 

Well here’s my contribution to his plan, one of my favourite supper recipes for you to try if you wish too.  For an added extra I lightly steam some Spinach and lay the spaghetti and seafood sauce on top of it.  Enjoy x 

Spaghetti with seafood sauce 

Ingredients 

6tbsp olive oil

1 clove garlic, peeled and finely chopped

1 chilli pepper, finely chopped (optional)

12oz/350g mixed seafood, cleaned

2 tbsp dry white wine

salt

Freshly ground black pepper

13oz/375g dried spaghetti - pasta

1 tbsp finely chopped parsley

 Method 

1. Heat the oil and gently fry the garlic, and chilli, if using, until the garlic is slightly golden. Add the seafood; increase the heat and fry for 8-10 minutes, stirring continuously.

2. Pour in the wine and let it evaporate for 1 minute. Keep the mixture warm over a low heat and add salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste.

3. Meanwhile, cook the pasta for 9-10 minutes or until al dente, and drain. Mix with the sauce. Serve sprinkled with the parsley.

Have a good weekend.   

Hugs 

Penny x x x

Well got quite a shock this morning. Had an uninvited, unexpected visitor. There I was rushing around getting myself into my stockings for a meeting with a lovely new gent. I came into the kitchen of my flat and there he was! I had to do a double take, as just wasn’t expecting him to be there. I had left my patio door open for some fresh air and he must have taken advantage and just came in. I asked him what he was doing there, but he didn’t reply. I panicked and shut the joining door to the rest of my flat, didn’t want him nosing around in there.

I wasn’t sure what to do or what to say. I approached him but he just moved out of the way. I then went to get something to help me remove him, and when I came back he had gone! I looked everywhere, panicking as I didn’t want him here when my gent arrived. I searched the whole flat.

Then I went to open my patio door and there he was, just sat there as if nothing was wrong. I opened the door and bid him farewell, and off the little frog hopped back onto the patio.

Wasn’t even tempted to kiss him lol

Hugs

Penny x x x

So there you go, Septembers gone and here we are in October.  Where on earth have the months gone?  You been keeping them from me?  Hmmmmmm

Here’s a warning, I’m about to have a little rant, which is most unlike me.  It really gets on my ample bosom when another girl nicks parts of the wording on my site and blatantly uses it word for word in her advertising.  This happened with a local girl this week, she pinched some of mine and some of a good friends wording from our sites.  Then when confronted said she hadn’t, and that good minds think alike!  I like many other ladies have spent a lot of time and effort on how we present ourselves on our sites.  Ok, we are going to say similar things, there’s only so many words in the English Dictionary that can be used to describe ladies like me.  However, when a whole sentence has been copied, then you know its not just great minds thinking alike.  Please girlies if you are going to copy my wording, please credit it to me.  (I’m not hold my breath for that to happen! )

I’m going away next weekend to stay in a very old hotel, in fact its haunted!  But that’s not the reason im going.  It’s a good friends birthday and we are going to celebrate in style.  If I get a tiny sniff of a ghost then I will be sleeping in my car.  I’m just hoping that the weather clears up a bit, don’t mind the wind and cold, just don’t want to get drenched.  I’m hoping for a walk by the sea before the festivities start.

Had to giggle at this weeks Diary of a Call Girl with Billie Piper.  She had a disabled gent brought to her door.  A couple of months ago I had something similar, but this gent wasn’t in a wheelchair, he had muscular problems but could walk.  His sister and her boyfriend delivered him to me and then came and collected him when the time was up.  We had it all arranged before hand, and of course its very unusual, but it worked out well.  But at least we weren’t walked in on like Billie Piper’s character was!

Two gents have renamed me.  One regular texts me and calls me Lady Bountiful.  He just loves to revel in my body, its fantastic.  Well there’s plenty of it to revel in lol .  Another gent has started calling me Miss Honey Penny – which I rather like.  But I don’t mind what you call me, as long as you call me.

Take care blog readers.

Hugs

Penny x x x

Im going to be all soppy now as I want to say a huge thank you to all my friends, in and outside of the industry.  Its taken me a year to feel like the person I was before my mum died, when my world turned upside down and I started caring for my dad.  My life changed completely on a personal level as well as a work one.

My family and friends have played a huge part by being so supportive and just caring and loving me for me.

To you I dedicate this  song.

With a little help from my friends - Wet Wet Wet

Hugs

Penny x x x

The upstairs theatre at the Royal Court, Sloan Square, is a small intimate theatre.  The set is the living room of a parlour, and you feel as if you are actually sitting in with the working women.  The women talk to the audience, and really do bring you into their lives.  I went with Josephine and a couple of friends who don’t work in the industry but know that I do.

The writer, Alecky Blythe, works by taping interviews with the women, and then edit ting it to make the story.  The actors then don’t learn lines, but listen to the real women via headphones and then speak the actual words spoken.  You do notice the headphones at first, but once the stories get underway you soon forget about them.

The Girlfriend Experience isn’t just about these women’s working lives, but also about their personal ones.  You get a flavour of what life is like for them, their wishes and dreams, and their working realities.  Alex Lowe plays all the male visitors to the Parlour, and he does a brilliant job with lots of costume changes.

The women are all mature, and you can see that they are working because they want/need to.  They work as a co operative and help and support each other.  There’s Amber who is very giggly and girly.  You also have Poppy who is inexperienced and likes a few Sherries’ while she working and specialises in water sports.  Suzy falls for a client and we see how that works out for her. And then there’s Tessa who owns the flat and who enjoys the support of the other ladies. 

There is a lot of support, love and hope amongst the women, as they talk about their personal lives as well as their working ones.  It’s very funny, and certainly very moving at times.  I didn’t want it to end and wanted to know more about what was happening for them.

The cast are Debbie Chazen, Esther Coles, Beatie Edney, Lu Corfield, and Alex Lowe, and they did a brilliant performance.

Its on until the 11th October and then moves to Plymouth.

Catch it if you can!

Hugs 

Penny x x x